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Jimmy John was walking into town one day wearing nothing but his gun and his boots.

Just as he began walking down Main Street he was confronted by the Sheriff.

"Hey, Jimmy John, ya mind if I ask you what you are doin' walkin' down Main Street wearin' nothin' but your gunbelt and boots?"

"Well Sheriff, it's a long story."

"I ain't going nowhere", said the Sheriff.

"Well Sheriff, a couple hours ago I ran into Mandy Jo in the saloon.

We had ourselves a couple of drinks and then we started feelin' kinda frisky, and Mandy Jo said, 'Why don't we go out to the barn?' So we did.

Then we started getting real close and cuddlin' and smoochin' and Mandy Jo said, 'Why don't we go out back and go up to the top of the hill.'

So we did." He continued, "We started cuddlin' and smoochin' some more and the next thing I know, Mandy Jo had taken off all her clothes, and she suggested that I do the same.

So I did, all except my gunbelt and boots, then Mandy Jo laid down on the ground and spread her legs apart and said 'Okay, Jimmy John, go to town'."