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One cajun is working on his boat. Two other cajuns came up and said, "Beadreaux! We got some good news an' some bad news fo' you."

Beadreaux said, "Oh! Giv me dat bad news foist."

"We just come down from da bayou. Yo wife she floatin' face down in it -- she dead!"

Beadreaux said, "No! No! Oh man... dat terribile news. Wat da good news?"

"She had over two dozen blue crabs on her! We gonna run her again in the mornin'!"