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You go to the family reunion to pickup women.

Your kid calls you "Uncle Daddy".

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think the stock market has a fence around it.

You think a "thesaurus" was a dinosaur.

You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.

You think that beef jerky and moon pies are two of the major food groups.

You think the space program is fake and pro wrestling is real.

You think the most popular pick-up line is "Nice tooth!"

Your idea of safe sex doesn't include anyone else.