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You think country and western are the two kinds of music.

You think cow tipping should be an Olympic sport.

You think paprika is a third-world country.

Dinner may or may not have tire tracks on it.

You own a homemade fur coat.

You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

People think you're having a yard sale....and you're not.

There is a wasp nest in your living room.

You own a waffle house credit card.

You've ever made change in the offering plate.