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Two hunters from Alabama are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.

He does not appear to be breathing.

The other whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps out to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says, "Calm down. Just take it easy. First let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "Okay, now what?"