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You could be a redneck if.....

- You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.

- Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

- You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.

- You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

- You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.

- You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

- You think there's nothing wrong with incest as long as you keep it in the family.

- You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.

- Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.