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If you have more hair than your dog does.

If your dog has more teeth than you have.

If your child's car seat is strapped down in the bed of your pick-up truck.

The only officer that is pursuing you is a game warden then you might be a redneck.

If your tires on your truck set higher than the actual truck..

If you live in a two story trailer.

The plastic deer in your yard is a target, rather than a decoration.

Your front porch collapses, and kills more than 5 dogs.

Your deer rifle is worth more than the pickup truck you carry it in.

You use bread twisters for ornament hooks on your Christmas tree.

You think "recycle" means to ride your bike again.

You've spent more money at the good will store than at the supermarket.