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If you take a bath in a water trough.

Your mama keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.

Yer richest kin folk buys a new house and you gotta help take the wheels off of it.

If your flyswatter gets more use than your toothbrush.

You have more appliances in your front yard than you do in your house.

If you use your front porch as a deerstand.

If you have two refigerators,one outside for the food and one inside for the beer.

If.....you pull out the generator when the power goes out to watch a NASCAR race!

If you remember phone numbers by writing them in the dust on your dash board.